February 11th, 2014
yasvke:

Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.

yasvke:

Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.

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February 10th, 2014
February 9th, 2014

jeminy3:

this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef

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February 8th, 2014

↳ ray + joe the cat

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February 6th, 2014
February 5th, 2014

kamoedesu:

So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.

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February 4th, 2014
February 3rd, 2014
hanbohobbit:

hedwig-of-the-tardis:

paulapopsicle:

elfuckingspookysexual:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

timetravellinghobo:

It’s Tigger on the inside.

i just
i don’t

bursts into tears

The wonderful thing about Tiggers is 
That I’m the only one.

NO

That got sad really fast

hanbohobbit:

hedwig-of-the-tardis:

paulapopsicle:

elfuckingspookysexual:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

timetravellinghobo:

It’s Tigger on the inside.

i just

i don’t

bursts into tears

The wonderful thing about Tiggers is

That I’m the only one.

NO

That got sad really fast

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February 2nd, 2014

cosmictuesdays:

Well done, show. Well done.

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February 1st, 2014
songofages:

harry-truman:

casatoo:

sugar-spider:

a-whole-clan-of-johnnys:

interesting-fact:

Source



holy shit dude

If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on many occasions that he understood the meaning behind the words he said.
With that in mind, just think about what he said for a sec. Alex had to understand on some level that death means leaving. That’s fucking mindblowing.

Alex also was shown to have the intelligence of a young child, anywhere from 3 to 5 years old. He could do basic addition and subtraction, and independently taught himself the concept of zero (something that most CIVILIZATIONS couldn’t do!) He had a vocabulary of thousands of words, some of which he made up himself, and had deep interpersonal bonds with many scientists and trainers, as well as other parrots. 
Alex the parrot is basically the coolest bird ever.

animals are often smarter than you think. There is/was a gorilla they taught sign language to. And one day she asked for a kitten. they gave her a stuffed animal but she signed sad. She wanted a real one. She was allowed to choose one from a litter. 
She named it All Ball and she loved it.
Except one day All Ball escaped from the cage and was hit by a car. And this shows you just how much animals can understand. They signed what had happened but didn’t think the gorilla would understand. But she started making weeping, howling/crying sounds and the signs for bad, sad, etc. 
And then “Sleep, cat”. She understood death.
She’s had two kittens since then.
Animals understand more than you think. Depends on the animal, yes. 

songofages:

harry-truman:

casatoo:

sugar-spider:

a-whole-clan-of-johnnys:

interesting-fact:

Source

image

holy shit dude

If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on many occasions that he understood the meaning behind the words he said.

With that in mind, just think about what he said for a sec. Alex had to understand on some level that death means leaving. That’s fucking mindblowing.

Alex also was shown to have the intelligence of a young child, anywhere from 3 to 5 years old. He could do basic addition and subtraction, and independently taught himself the concept of zero (something that most CIVILIZATIONS couldn’t do!) He had a vocabulary of thousands of words, some of which he made up himself, and had deep interpersonal bonds with many scientists and trainers, as well as other parrots. 

Alex the parrot is basically the coolest bird ever.

animals are often smarter than you think. There is/was a gorilla they taught sign language to. And one day she asked for a kitten. they gave her a stuffed animal but she signed sad. She wanted a real one. She was allowed to choose one from a litter. 

She named it All Ball and she loved it.

Except one day All Ball escaped from the cage and was hit by a car. And this shows you just how much animals can understand. They signed what had happened but didn’t think the gorilla would understand. But she started making weeping, howling/crying sounds and the signs for bad, sad, etc. 

And then “Sleep, cat”. She understood death.

She’s had two kittens since then.

Animals understand more than you think. Depends on the animal, yes. 

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